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[Cannabis] If I lived sexually with a little brother like this November 9, 2011

Filed under: Cannabis,Incest,Masamune,Pagan,Trap,Yaoi — Blurk @ 2:43 am

The continuation of the epic saga between a femme, queer little brother and his hopeless piece of shit older brother. Again, Cannabis splits it up into a few separate stories rather than go for a coherent, interconnected narrative. We have some fever sex, some at the festival sex, and some “my friends are right there!” sex. Anyway, if you’re hooked on Cannabis, this is a fix for you.

Also, do note the lovely redraws that are on pretty much every page in this thing. We had a very nice combined effort from two of our editors (Pagan and Nemesis) and the result is pretty fucking fantastic. Ain’t nothing we won’t do for righteous, incestuous , homosexual butt sex.

Question to the readers:
Which of the three stories was your favorite? Should Cannabis try harder to make longer stories?

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[pantwo (ZIZ)] Kachi Kuja Kansatsu Nisshi (Final Fantasy IX) October 28, 2011

Filed under: Anal,Final Fantasy,Forced,Genderbender,Group,Masamune,Pagan,pantwo,Yaoi — Blurk @ 4:34 pm

The search for the greatest milk on Gaia continues. Can you guess where the milk is going to come from?

Question to the readers:
Tea or coffee? Sugar or milk?

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[Gadget, Radiohead] Minna Igai no Neta October 6, 2011

Filed under: BBW,Dark Mac,Footjob,Futanari,Gadget,Pagan,Radiohead,Trap — Blurk @ 4:50 pm

The first half of this doujin is a fun futanari foot fetish story with two Ruri’s done by Radiohead. The second half is a crazy crossover from GADGET, featuring two fat futanaris having sex with their cute shota trap lovers and a lot of randomness. I wish we saw fat futas more often, they’re fantastic. It ends suddenly, unfortunately, but it’s entertaining while it lasts.

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(C80) [Neko Masshigura] Magical Hideyoshi Gang Rape! September 22, 2011

Some parodies are good. Some parodies are… well… we all probably know what it’s like to want to violently murder the Wayans brothers… Let’s just say that written parody has the big, big, big disadvantage in that if it copies too much from the source it’s parodying, it just comes off like bad plagiarism… But the visual element of manga/hentai really helps save the day, because the parody can then be delivered with only one or two vehicles (plot and misquotes, motifs and archetypes, gimmicks and style, or any combination of these and more).

So here we have Hideyoshi crossdressing as a magical girl. And you can probably figure out the rest from the title.

It’s a very fappable hentai. Art is nice pretty much everywhere, and the guys are very verbal, if you’re into that kind of thing. Hideyoshi is, of course, smoking hot. It’s about as cookie-cutter as a Hideyoshi yaoi story can get. And Hideyoshi as a magical girl is probably sexy enough that it could get its own OVA… and i’m not even kidding, somebody in Japan needs to get on this.

As a parody… this thing pretty much blows. Baka Test ALREADY rips off the “magical school life” genre to hell and back. And now, as a donjinshi, we have the author inserting all of his own Mary-Sues (depicted in this one as the F-classers), on top of ripping off of Baka Test’s typical situation… and it’s trying to mainly be a porn so… the parody pretty much gets lost in the sauce. It’s pretty much a cheap gimmick to get Hideyoshi into an outfit like that.

I’m not complaining. I just think he should have spent more time tuning up the illustrations…

Question to the readers:
What is your favorite parody of all time?

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[Cannabis] Trap: Younger Brother-In-Law Sequel (English) September 3, 2011

Filed under: Cannabis,Masamune,Original,Pagan,Yaoi — Little White Butterflies @ 10:52 am

So, let’s get this straight. If you’re cheating on your girlfriend, and you’re going to cheat on her with somebody in her family, isn’t it best that it be her cute little fag brother? I mean, of course, it’s never RIGHT to cheat on someone who you’ve pledged your love to, especially if you did so during a long, elaborate, costly ceremony which was viewed by the larger part of your family and hers, plus combined friends. also probably not right to cheat on a girl who is preggers. think about the baby! (note: if the baby is male and turns out to be a delicious trap, then the best road of action becomes cheating on her with trap spawn)

let’s examine all the other options (i am not kidding)
Cheat with a random girl: Your girl is going to be pissed. SHE was once some random girl!!
Cheat with a random dude: Your girl is going to be… kinda aroused!? Plus, she knows it’s not like she could ever honestly compare herself to a dude, so, no pressure, right?
Fact: Better to cheat on a girl with a dude. This is now a fact.

Cheat with a girl you know: Your girl is going to be pissed. Why’d you waste her time if you just always wanted said acquaintance? Also, way to fuck up a friendship/whatever that other chick was!
Cheat with a dude you know: Your girl gets turned on… but finds out you’re the least sexy part of the equation. Now you get NTR’d by her.
Fact 2: Unless you enjoy being cuckolded, Fact 1 no longer applies if these are people you know.

Cheat with a girl she knows: You’re going to eventually lose them both. This never happens. Yes, never. All right. Well maybe it might happen to some guy, somewhere, but it sure as fuck isn’t ever going to happen to you. Also, she’s likely angrier at the chick than at you, which is the silver lining here because why are you still fucking imagining this this is fucking death to any and all relationships and every guy who has actually gotten his dick wet with a chick and then proceeded to dip into a female that she somehow knows knows that this is anathema to your dick getting wet in the future because somehow both girls are going to convince one another that it’s your fault and so yeah maybe this did happen to me once but fuck you you fucking wish it would happent o you you fucing worm face ugly no good eternal virgin fartknocker!
Cheat with a guy she knows: Are you asking for fact 2?
Fact 3: Don’t ever cheat with anybody she knows…. unless…

Cheat with a member of her family: She’s pissed… but she does have to forgive her family. This is Japan we’re talking about, in case you’ve forgotten.
Cheat with someone who isn’t a member of her family: We’ve covered this already! See Facts 1-3!
Cheat with a member of your family: She’s pissed… and there is no good side here.
Fact 4: Fuck her family! Especially if they’re Asian! (silly Asians and the importance they place on family!)

Cheat with a female member of her family: Fact 1, dumbass!
Cheat with a male member of her family: what did i just say?
Fact 1 is also Fact 5!

Cheat with an older, male member of her family: Fact 1 and 4… just hope that when she forgives daddy/uncle Quentin, she doesn’t start thinking about how studly he looked when… ohh, see what happened, you got NTR’d again!
Cheat with a younger, male member of her family: Fact 1 and 4… now she’s probably going to be pissed that you slept with anybody younger than her. That’s something women hate, or so rumors say. But it’s a fact of life that younger women are just more attractive because of babies, and she’ll have to deal with that eventually so this one is better… … unless the younger male member of her family is better looking than you are and -… … seriously. seriously? you got fucking NTR’d again!?
Fact whatever number this is: Wait a second how can a logical conclusion be drawn from all of this?

Wait.
Cheat with a gay man: Fact 1’s hotness for her… plus neutralizing all NTR threats… and she (a straight female) can’t expect to seriously be compared to him! (a gay male)
Cheat with a straight man: Seriously. Just bring your wife to a truck stop already.
Fact 42: Cheat with a fag if you’re going to cheat at all! This has got to be obvious!

So bring back the whole “have to forgive the family” from Fact 4 and… Yes!

Video link= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

The sequel to http://littlewhitebutterflies.wordpress … w-english/

Question to the readers:
What are the various geographic, cultural, religious, diplomatic, political and economic factors that have contributed to the three separate but linked south east Asian nations of Singapore, Malaysia and Indonesia, as they exist today?

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